WANNA BUY A USED CAR AND DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT CARS?

This is an advise that will last forever.

I wanna help you. I am not the man who knows the most about cars either, and that is why I think I can help you. This is happening to us and we are the only ones who know how it feels. You read several websites, find different opinions and you never know which one is better. It happened to me also...

When this happens to me, not only about cars but about anything. I take it easy... and do an analogy, an analogy about something I know... in this case: Computers.

Can we compare a computer with a car? I think we can!

You can compare a computer made ten years ago with another one made in 2006, and you'll see the 2006 computer is a way much better. How old is the car you want?

Maybe a HP laptop is better than a Lenovo, what do you think? We can compare the quality of car brands. Right? Think about that.

Now, let's think about this: a systems engineer buys a Lenovo laptop in 2001, he starts to use it for work. He is very careful because his business is growing up from that computer. He runs an antivirus system whenever is needed and cleans the case, keyboard and monitor every week. He even changed the monitor for another one that is better.

Give a HP laptop made in 2006 to a 11 years old boy, he starts to surf on the Internet and is not careful about viruses, then, the computer is damaged because he never cleans it. Then, his mother wants to sell it. What do you think?

I would buy one of those computers. I would check what problems has any of them, but I think in the end they both would work correctly.

So, this is my advise. Take it easy. You can make a good choice.

MICHAEL JACKSON IS ALIVE AND MOCKED US ALL!!

Excellent! Brilliant! Oscar for the Best Performance, nobody will take it from you, MORON... You don't play games with your life... but with your death too...

I am not gonna say that Michael Jackson could go to jail for a few time, but... i think this is not legal... even if he tried to avoid legal issues against him. But despite any argument... This has been his best performance...

In this interview, we can watch this ugly face, who reappears as a zombie from Thriller (by the way, that video now becomes an excellent prophecy), giving us a cook book for mocking the whole world and escape with a silent and perfect moonwalk.

Stefania Fernandez, Miss Venezuela = Miss Universe ^2

Excuse me! May you say something for me?

I'm pleased to announce... The winner of the Miss Universe contest is Miss Venezuela!!!!

What did you think? Didn't I tell you strange things happened here and you will hear soon from them???

There you go, our excellent candidate rocked it all at Bahamas... and by chance... just by chance, last year Venezuela won the contest too... I don't know... maybe Chavez is buying crowns out there... Good job Mr. President!

Oh, by the way, she's the one on the left, obviously the most beautiful... Stefania Fernandez...

Ok. I'm just kidding. I'm not as proud as you think. I just knew that a few minutes ago. Last night, I was watching a movie and blogging around. Anyway...

Strange things happen in my country.

See next post. You'll get my point.

TWO AND A HALF MEN.... What's next?

I like this sitcom. I like it very much but nature is cruel and lets nobody behind.

What's next? I mean, Charlie is getting older and plastic surgeries start to be so obvious, can he still be attractive to women? I guess at least he will keep on his personal set of prostitutes visiting her house.

There's only one person who could bring him back: Denise Richards. Glorious appearance... I hope she comes back... TO STAY!

Let's go to Alan. He is maybe the less disrupted character. From the beginning, he's been like an old man who is trying to recover his youth. He'll do it fine.

And finally, our lovely and neverending growing up boy, Mr. Jake Harper. We can call him Mr. by this times. He didn't fit the screen during the opening in the last season! He understands dirty jokes, and can participate of adult conversations. This means, less space for others, or maybe... maybe for him. This cute gassy boy.

What's next? ... That's a good question.

Miley Cyrus - Party in USA ---> Lyrics

I hopped off the plane at LAX
with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame excess,
am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous

My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin’ my head like yea
Movin my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know im gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA

Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody's lookin at me now
Like “whos that chick, thats rockin’ kicks?
She gotta be from out of town”

So hard with my girls all around me
Its definitely not a Nashville party
Cause’ all I see are stilletos
I guess I never got the memo
My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
and a Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin’ my head like yea
Movin my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know im gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin’ my head like yea
Movin my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know im gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA

So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin’ my head like yea
Movin my hips like yeaI got my hands up,
They’re playin my songI know im gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA

I GOT SEMENYA 'S BALLS...

Caster Semenya, the fastest WOMAN in 800 m. SHE won the race while she was putting mustard in a hamburger, and becoming faster. Come on! look at that face, do you buy it? Her mommy, brother and sister say they have no doubt about here... Of course not! They were there during the surgery.

Come on Caster! you even could try to slow down a little bit so that the effort looked higher, when Jepkosgei finally stepped the line, your children were already going to college.

Semenya will be the first case, then the best female boxer of all times, the best female soccer player, who knows... this will become a challenge.

MUNICH

Last night, I decided to turn on the TV after a hot chicken plate. Cool! my TV works! Great... my day was starting to be incredible... it was 23:20 and went to bed. Ok. Family Guy wasn't on so I decided to wait. What is it? "Munich"? Allright, let's watch this thing.

They all looked like idiots when were trying to kill someone. Never found the objective, but they kept practicing, until they improved their skills... not their bombs, but at least their skills.

They became heartless, and could continue doing what they did for long, despite anything. It was like seeing "The Untouchables" again. As they died one after another, I got the message. They wouldn't do it.

Black September. The group they were trying to finish, was better like a rock band. Does they exist yet?

In the end, what I've learned about this movie is that if you try hard you will find obstacles and will not be quite sure at the beginning, but in the end, you will act as a professional. That is what will happen with my blog: as I keep writing frequently, I will be better, just like a jewish trying to extermine Black September.